Rules for being an Art Student
Jun 19, 2008
You Must:
- Wear skinny jeans, even if you are a bit too fat for them and they make you look like an upside down triangle.
- Think skinny jeans go well with everything, dresses, giant jumpers, skirts and moon boots (preferably all at once).
- Dye your hair at least 4 different colors through out the year.
- Wear some kind of scarf even when your not cold.
- Own a £800 Nixon or Canon camera with a massive zooms even if you're not that into photography.
- Layer, never can you wear just one T-shirt, 3 is the minimum.
- Same goes for necklaces.
- Listen to unsigned hip-hop or rap songs.
- Think vintage clothes always look good, especially teams with some items you found in top shop and a giant necklace that comes down to your knees.
- Think Photoshop is source of all life.
- Spend too much time in the morning doing your hair in some emo style and applying too much eye make up.
- Always have ipod headphones dangling from your T-shirt or around your neck.
- Have an ugly looking shoulder purse from the 1980's which you never take off.
- Wear belts under your boobs and think it somehow makes you look shapely, as opposed to fat.
- Own a white apple Macintosh, PC’s isn’t allowed.
- Go to underground Indian raves.
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Older artist:
Or you can be a stay at home mom with school aged children. Therefore you wear sweats or jeans that are usually too tight to wear.
You listen to the music you grew up with, the new music is too loud.
You wear a baseball cap to the bus stop because you have no time to do your hair.
You don't wear belts because your waist line is gone.
You use your laptop paying your bills.
You go to the playground.
Ah the life of a mom artist.